Nudist Factoids: Girls Have Pubic Hair
Nudist Grooming Trends
WOMEN SHOULD DO AS THEY PLEASE BUT MEN PLEASE SHAVE YOUR BALLS
For reasons I don’t quite remember, the subject of feminine pubic hair came up one evening on The Graham Norton Show. Cameron Diaz led the discussion, of course. Apparently, she saw a girlfriend taking a bath and commented that her “pubes looked like kelp floating on the current.”
Graham loved that one. It was funny. Yeah, pubes will do that in the tub, unless severely trimmed. The question here is, what’s severe? Or severe enough? Should women have to worry about their pubic hair at all? What about girls going through puberty? No one seems to question the armpit thing, but recall that's relatively new as a fashion statement. It still hasn't hit some European countries, which you'll notice riding their buses in summer.
Shaving can be a little delicate down there for women, depending on their construction. Waxing is akin to waterboarding. If you’re a male and doubt me, go drip some hot, adhesive wax on your balls and anus, let it set, and then rip it off. Report back to me on the results.
Nudist women and girls, who can’t hide their grooming routine from the public, have to make a decision. Landing strip? Arrow? Full removal by wax, shaving or laser? Or let it grow into a proper lady’s forest? Or maybe a neatly trimmed shrub?
Before there were Brazilians and, briefly before then, the eruption of rampant nudity thanks to the web, most women didn’t groom much down there. If there was a breach of the panty-line area, sure, they’d take care of that, but otherwise leave it be. No one fussed with their backside.
Today, girls grab dad’s razor at the first sign of peach fuzz. What’s gotten into their heads? Did it come from internet porn? Moms don’t tell their girls, “oh my, look at you, here’s a razor.” But moms tell me all the time their thirteen-year-olds are shaving their pubic hair, even bleaching their rectums. That prompts the question – for whom? The girl’s shower at school? Kids are the worst.
Anyway, thanks internet. We know it’s because of you.
But the tide is turning, much as it did over Diaz’s friend’s pubes in the tub. Women are beginning to resist full pubic hair removal in favor of a neat trim. It does tidy up the area. There’s no question about that, especially during and after sex. I like mine trimmed. I like my men trimmed as well, and fair is fair, except I do prefer they shave their balls (I mean, come on. Think horse chestnuts.).
If I let nature takes its course, I admit things can get pretty unruly in the crotch area. The first boyfriend to go down on me was spitting out hairs for a half hour afterwards. Men were like that then. They went for it, despite the topiary. They didn’t bother with opinions about it.
Another blogger here mention his surprise at discovering his girlfriend had any pubic hair at all, or a need to deal with it (See: Nudist Girl’s Anatomy) That was back when Playboy didn’t show any and boys learned about women from Greek statues.
Some Millennial gals have reported that men have seen their unshaved vulvas and become horror-struck. “You don’t take care of that?” Those relationships tend to not work out. Clueless hipsters need to get savvy about this.
If you want your woman to love you, tell her she doesn’t need to bother with waxing or shaving, and that you love her any way that makes her comfortable. She’ll have your children, and make you nice dinners.
You’ll see what I’m talking about if you visit a nude beach today. Five years ago, there was hardly a pube in sight. Now the fully deforested ladies are few and mostly in their teens or early twenties. In Europe most of the women now go natural. Hit a nude beach in Spain or Italy and you’ll know what I mean. Those women can really rock the Mother’s Garden thing. Greek women too. The Nude Review: Jane’s Blogs
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